Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Randomize
