Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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