It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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