I want to have your abortion
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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