Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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