belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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