Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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