ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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