Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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