Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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