Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
