Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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