Whod you bang
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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