why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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