I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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