You work out of a Hotel?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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