if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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