So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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