wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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