can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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