I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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