they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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