that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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