I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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