Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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