White coat. Heels.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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