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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys

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(303): View more from Colorado

I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses

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(301): View more from Maryland

About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

(1-301): View more from Maryland

hey.....beach week happens

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet

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(519): View more from Ontario

ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.

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(817): View more from Texas

One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart

(416): View more from Toronto

That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday

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