In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
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