i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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