marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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