summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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