Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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