found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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