A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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