Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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