You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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