She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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