this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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