i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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