she is the kim kardashian of front butts
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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