i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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