the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm at about main and main street
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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