Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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