Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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