yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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