is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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