come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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