This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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