just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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