You work out of a Hotel?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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