my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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