playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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