oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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